Monsoon Darlings: Which One Are You? 🌧️
Seven kinds of people, one season of rain. Find your Bollywood alter ego below — no judgment if you're a little bit of all seven.
The Romantic
Every raindrop is poetry. Every puddle is a metaphor. You stare out of windows dramatically despite having no tragic backstory.
Traits- Always has a sad or romantic playlist ready.
- Frequently caught daydreaming.
- Treats cloudy weather as a personality trait.
- Believes rain scenes improve every movie.
The Monsoon Foodie
You don't care about the rain. You care about what the rain brings.
Traits- Mentally ranks chai from every café.
- Can smell pakoras from a kilometre away.
- Gets excited when someone mentions bhutta.
- Associates weather with food.
The Survivalist
Rain is not aesthetic. It's a logistical challenge.
Traits- Carries umbrella, raincoat, power bank, tissues, and emergency snacks.
- Checks weather apps obsessively.
- Knows exactly which roads flood first.
- Has never willingly stepped into a puddle.
The Rain Child
You are emotionally eight years old whenever it rains.
Traits- Still tempted by paper boats.
- Enjoys getting drenched.
- Finds joy in puddles.
- Thinks adults take monsoons too seriously.
The Thunderphobe
You like rain but you don't like the sound effects.
Traits- Jumps at thunder.
- Closes windows at the first rumble.
- Secretly tracks lightning strikes.
- Pretends to be calm while internally panicking.
The Main Character
The rain exists specifically for your cinematic experience.
Traits- Takes slow-motion walks.
- Has a dedicated rain Instagram story.
- Photographs coffee, books, and windows.
- Thinks every monsoon is a coming-of-age film.
The Monsoon Hater
You're the opps.
Traits- Complains about humidity.
- Complains about mosquitoes.
- Complains about wet clothes.
- Complains about traffic.
- Somehow survives every year despite predicting societal collapse.
Ashmita Karan
Editorial Intern, Pouls of ArtAshmita Karan is an Editorial intern at Pouls of Art. She is a second year English Literature student at Hindu College. She loves diving into horror stories or controversy, reading up on recent politics and putting her thoughts into words. If she's gone quiet, chances are she's either chasing a rabbit hole on the internet or convincing herself that one more video essay won't hurt.
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